A zit the size of a moon crater on the first day of class?! You have got to be kidding me! Maybe if I wear a bag over my head no one’ll notice. How am I gonna make Bradley Thomas notice me looking like this? I look like a swamp creature from the deep! I wish the earth would swallow me whole. Oh, no. Just realized I’m wrong. He’ll notice, all right – probably nickname me pizza face or something and it’ll stick and I’ll be known as pizza face for the rest of my existence. I’ll hear it when I walk down the hallways. Whispers just loud enough so I can hear. Followed by the giggles, which are even more humiliating. Which isn’t a bit fair but no one will care…..
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- Written by: Joyce Storey