I’m so sorry. I’m not trying to be a nag but can you just practice playing your guitar in the other room? I just got home from a 12 hour day and I just want to watch my vapid reality TV show about idiots trying to find love on a hot air balloon or in the parking lot of their old high school or whatever. I want to drink my stupid $7 bottle of wine and do that. I can’t though. Because you’re always “jamming”. I get it. You’re talented. You’re an artist and you need to be told how amazing you are every 4 seconds or else your arms might fall off and you’ll never be able to play the guitar again. You’re great! You’re so talented, Mark!….
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- Written by: Marissa Wolf