Monologues

YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE

$0.99

FEMALE
COMEDIC
2min
18-30
YEARS OLD

Oh please, who does he think he’s fooling? She’s been in there for, like, an hour, almost. That is how long it takes to deliver a package? (towards closed door) We all know what kind of package you’re delivering. What kind of work environment is created when you know your boss is, like, doing the delivery girl? He thinks that because he gave me a raise and my own little office, I’ll keep my mouth shut. Yeah, whatever! I am so tempted to like, just call his new wife, Tiffany and spill the beans! She thinks that just because he left his first wife, and actually married her that she can trust him. You should have seen that delivery girl when she came out of his office last week. She totally had that just fucked look; you know what I mean? Her hair was all sideways on her head and her lipstick was majorly kissed off. Last year, before his divorce, he was way different…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Talia Pura

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Oh please, who does he think he’s fooling? She’s been in there for, like, an hour, almost. That is how long it takes to deliver a package? (towards closed door) We all know what kind of package you’re delivering. What kind of work environment is created when you know your boss is, like, doing the delivery girl? He thinks that because he gave me a raise and my own little office, I’ll keep my mouth shut. Yeah, whatever! I am so tempted to like, just call his new wife, Tiffany and spill the beans! She thinks that just because he left his first wife, and actually married her that she can trust him. You should have seen that delivery girl when she came out of his office last week. She totally had that just fucked look; you know what I mean? Her hair was all sideways on her head and her lipstick was majorly kissed off. Last year, before his divorce, he was way different…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Talia Pura