Megan. Megan. Megan. Megan. MEGAN!! Sorry. But you didn’t answer the first four times, so that’s—that’s your fault. Anyways. Hi! I just need to ask you a quick—uh, thingy— a quick— thing—question. My god, I don’t know why I’m so bad with the English language right now. I actually have an A+ in English, which is actually the highest grade in the class. So suck on that. That was inappropriate. I apologize. Megan, I am nervous right now because you are extremely attractive to the eyeballs. When my eyeballs see you, they say (With Southern accent):…..
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- Written by: Brett Epstein