Monologues

WHAT WOULD HENDRIX AND HARRISON DO?

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MALE
COMEDIC
2min
14-17
YEARS OLD

Dude, I’m dead. My Mom’s going to come into my room tonight after she finds out and she’s going to kill me. And if that doesn’t stick, she’s going to put me on a plane and send me off to live with my Uncle Morris who smokes thirty cigars a day and showers once a month. I’m going to be his smelly little cigar boy. (Beat) Awwwe man, what the hell am I gonna do? This guitar cost her four thousand bucks! She only gave it to me two months before my birthday because she thinks I aced that calculus exam, but I really just turned a D minus into an A. Don’t ask me how, bro. Oh God!! Look at it!!! My sweet and beautiful Caroline! I thought the whammy bar was supposed to turn like that, not go whammy-cablammy freakin’ crazy!!! I guess I could hide the evidence from her until I raise the money to have it fixed. Yeah, but then what if she asks why I haven’t been playing?…Shit!…I could tell her…..

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  • Written by: Amanda B. Goodman

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Dude, I’m dead. My Mom’s going to come into my room tonight after she finds out and she’s going to kill me. And if that doesn’t stick, she’s going to put me on a plane and send me off to live with my Uncle Morris who smokes thirty cigars a day and showers once a month. I’m going to be his smelly little cigar boy. (Beat) Awwwe man, what the hell am I gonna do? This guitar cost her four thousand bucks! She only gave it to me two months before my birthday because she thinks I aced that calculus exam, but I really just turned a D minus into an A. Don’t ask me how, bro. Oh God!! Look at it!!! My sweet and beautiful Caroline! I thought the whammy bar was supposed to turn like that, not go whammy-cablammy freakin’ crazy!!! I guess I could hide the evidence from her until I raise the money to have it fixed. Yeah, but then what if she asks why I haven’t been playing?…Shit!…I could tell her…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Amanda B. Goodman