She’s repulsive. She smokes like twelve cigarettes every forty minutes. I know, because I counted…I couldn’t help it, it was fascinating. And she does this thing with her nose when she clearly thinks you’re saying something that she’s too good for. I mean I get that she’s got a really good job and an expensive gynecologist but come on!! Two years ago she called me Repulsa instead of Elsa…she said she didn’t say that but I heard it loud and clear. I know she hates me too. Last Christmas when you and I were wrapping gifts together…..
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- Written by: Amanda B. Goodman