Monologues

WALK DON’T WALK

$0.99

MALE/
FEMALE
COMEDIC
1min
20-40
YEARS OLD

Hey, hey, hey…Can you get any further into the crosswalk?! Hello, the crosswalk is for pedestrians…I am a pedestrian…You belong out there in the street, you stupid asshole.
I stand over there on the sidewalk, also where pedestrians belong and I wait for the little white man to pop up and tell me it’s time to walk. ‘Cause when the white man says it’s time to walk, it’s time to walk..See…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Deborah Napier

Description

Hey, hey, hey…Can you get any further into the crosswalk?! Hello, the crosswalk is for pedestrians…I am a pedestrian…You belong out there in the street, you stupid asshole.
I stand over there on the sidewalk, also where pedestrians belong and I wait for the little white man to pop up and tell me it’s time to walk. ‘Cause when the white man says it’s time to walk, it’s time to walk..See…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Deborah Napier