Monologues

VIRGIN AT THE BAR

$0.99

FEMALE
COMEDIC

20-25
YEARS OLD

I’m a virgin. Yup! Shocker, right? My gynecologist thought so. Last week at my annual appointment, she asked the typical 20 questions during the exam.
“Do you smoke?” NO. “Do you do drugs?” NO way. “Do you drink?” Occasionally. “Do you have a boyfriend?” Yes. “Are you practicing safe sex?” …. We haven’t had sex yet. Her mouth practically dropped to the floor.
Now, I’m slightly drunk, otherwise there’s no way in HELL I would be telling you, a complete stranger, this very intimate information. I’m 22 years old, living in the 21st century, where everyone has sex at 16 years old, but I have yet to have my cherry popped. I dealt with the demons in high school and college where everyone around me was jumping into bed. I was brought up that this was not the safe thing to do. Therefore I was cautious and careful all through my school years. I was proud of myself for standing up to what I wanted and I was comfortable with my decision. But now I’m done with school, I’m done with being patient and I’m done with being the good little girl that waits for the right guy to come along…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Ashley Foley

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I’m a virgin. Yup! Shocker, right? My gynecologist thought so. Last week at my annual appointment, she asked the typical 20 questions during the exam.
“Do you smoke?” NO. “Do you do drugs?” NO way. “Do you drink?” Occasionally. “Do you have a boyfriend?” Yes. “Are you practicing safe sex?” …. We haven’t had sex yet. Her mouth practically dropped to the floor.
Now, I’m slightly drunk, otherwise there’s no way in HELL I would be telling you, a complete stranger, this very intimate information. I’m 22 years old, living in the 21st century, where everyone has sex at 16 years old, but I have yet to have my cherry popped. I dealt with the demons in high school and college where everyone around me was jumping into bed. I was brought up that this was not the safe thing to do. Therefore I was cautious and careful all through my school years. I was proud of myself for standing up to what I wanted and I was comfortable with my decision. But now I’m done with school, I’m done with being patient and I’m done with being the good little girl that waits for the right guy to come along…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Ashley Foley