Monologues

VELMA AND THE CUPCAKE

$0.99

FEMALE
COMEDIC
2min
25-40
YEARS OLD

VELMA: (TO AUDIENCE) My name is Velma, and it all happened one rainy afternoon. I locked the bedroom door. The cupcake was on the vanity. (SHE BEGINS TO RELIVE THE MOMENT AND TALK TO THE CUPCAKE) Hello cupcake, I’m Velma.
Been on a diet for the last three months Velma. Getting married in two days Velma. Two pounds until my goal weight Velma. Going to eat you like a starving Grizzly Bear, Velma. (TO AUDIENCE) My fiancée then entered the room. To say I was surprised was an understatement. (RE-LIVING STEVE’S ENTRANCE) Steve, how did you get in? Where did you get that key? (TO AUDIENCE) I tried to change the subject. Draw his attention away from the cupcake on the vanity. I couldn’t bare him knowing I was a cheater. (TO STEVE). No, I wasn’t doing anything with door locked. It was just…Oh my god, you have see this wedding present my sister Scarlett sent me from prison…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Bobby Holder

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VELMA: (TO AUDIENCE) My name is Velma, and it all happened one rainy afternoon. I locked the bedroom door. The cupcake was on the vanity. (SHE BEGINS TO RELIVE THE MOMENT AND TALK TO THE CUPCAKE) Hello cupcake, I’m Velma.
Been on a diet for the last three months Velma. Getting married in two days Velma. Two pounds until my goal weight Velma. Going to eat you like a starving Grizzly Bear, Velma. (TO AUDIENCE) My fiancée then entered the room. To say I was surprised was an understatement. (RE-LIVING STEVE’S ENTRANCE) Steve, how did you get in? Where did you get that key? (TO AUDIENCE) I tried to change the subject. Draw his attention away from the cupcake on the vanity. I couldn’t bare him knowing I was a cheater. (TO STEVE). No, I wasn’t doing anything with door locked. It was just…Oh my god, you have see this wedding present my sister Scarlett sent me from prison…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Bobby Holder