(Sitting at the cafe) Okay, okay, so you’ll never guess who I slept with last night. Oh shit, I think I may have given it away… But oh my God, can you believe it? I know. It’s so unlike me. I know it was my first date with Bob but we had such a connection. I knew when I first started talking to him in the bar that we were meant to be together. And let me tell you the sex was…was…well, it wasn’t that great. But his body is hot, hot, HOT and we were drunk, so I guess it was…(Indicates with finger what the penis was like) Plus, his penis was (whispers) cut…..
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- Written by: Deborah Napier