(calling to someone off stage) Yeah, okay, see you at four o’clock. (turns away from friend) Here we go again. Great. I just promised to go tobogganing at four o’clock. It’s just about the last thing I want to do, but I have to. Who invented tobogganing anyway? Whose idea was it to make kids pile onto a toboggan and go hurdling down a hill? There is always some stupid bump on the hill, or a rock or something that the toboggan runs over and everyone goes flying off the toboggan. We all land in a heap in the snow. And no matter what, no matter where I sit on the toboggan, in the front, in the back or in the middle, I ALWAYS end up at the bottom of the heap…
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- Written by: Talia Pura