Just a minute, young man, come over here. Do you know what I found in the back seat of my car? Hmm? (holds up a tiny piece of something)…I know it’s a piece of foil wrapping. Don’t be a smart ass…It wasn’t too small for me to figure it out, and I know that you’ve seen it before…That’s right, it’s a piece of a condom wrapper. I thought I’d clean up my car today…Don’t interrupt. If you HAD cleaned it well, I wouldn’t have found this, would I? Now, I’m actually pleased that you’re using a condom. I’m not ready to be a grandmother any more than you’re ready to be a father. The only question is, what is it doing in the back seat of my car? That’s my car. It’s my baby. I don’t want to be driving to church on Sunday morning imagining what you were doing in there on Saturday night…..
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- Written by: Talia Pura