SAM: I gotta be honest with you, Frank. I don’t think you should be wearing a thong in the gym pool. (Pointing.) That lady over there, just admitted to all her girlfriends that, she laughed so hard at you, and your thong, she peed in her swimsuit. I don’t want to swim in a pool where women are laughing and peeing in their swimsuits. I’m not saying you’re ugly, Frank. Relax. I swear, you’re like a girl sometimes…..
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- Written by: Bobby Holder