A stripper kicked me in the eye! VEGAS! Look, I was minding my own business when I noticed that the guy in the booth next to us had two strippers dancing on him. That’s just greedy, you know? What about all the other sad, lonely men? One of the strippers was impressive. She had her leg up on the divider like this. (mimics stripper by holding leg up and attempts dancing with her leg raised, but badly) I used to be a dancer. I didn’t think anything of it, laughed a little and went back to talking to my friends when BAM! She clocks me with her hooker heel. My friends start freaking out while I’m feeling around on my eye trying to figure out if the moisture is blood, tears or both. Our waitress comes to ask how we’re doing and I’m like, “Yes, hello, you’re topless colleague kicked me.” And here’s the thing…..
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- Written by: Renee Iovine