Monologues

THE HOARDER

$0.99

MALE/
FEMALE
COMEDIC
2min
7-11
YEARS OLD

Mom, my room is really messy. Do you think I’m a hoarder? I just watched an episode about it on YouTube. Have you ever seen it Mom? These people have lots and lots of stuff and keep it all in the house and some of them keep it in their garages, too. But I don’t have a garage. I just have a room. And it’s really, really messy. It’s supposed to be a sickness, hoarding. Do you think I have that or do you think you don’t get to be a hoarder until you have a whole house? I have lots of stuff but I really, really like it all. Do you think we should give it away to all the sick children in the world? But maybe the sick children wouldn’t want it. Did you ever think of that? I mean, they’re sick – so maybe they don’t want to play with all my toys. And I really, really like my toys. Do you think I have to give them all away, so I won’t be a hoarder anymore?…

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  • Written by: Joyce Storey

Description

Mom, my room is really messy. Do you think I’m a hoarder? I just watched an episode about it on YouTube. Have you ever seen it Mom? These people have lots and lots of stuff and keep it all in the house and some of them keep it in their garages, too. But I don’t have a garage. I just have a room. And it’s really, really messy. It’s supposed to be a sickness, hoarding. Do you think I have that or do you think you don’t get to be a hoarder until you have a whole house? I have lots of stuff but I really, really like it all. Do you think we should give it away to all the sick children in the world? But maybe the sick children wouldn’t want it. Did you ever think of that? I mean, they’re sick – so maybe they don’t want to play with all my toys. And I really, really like my toys. Do you think I have to give them all away, so I won’t be a hoarder anymore?…

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Joyce Storey