Spring is here and we all know what that means. Flowers are in bloom, love is in the air, and I’m trying to find more creative ways to hide my legs. I’m not hiding them for religious reasons or anything, although I should say that’s my excuse from now on, but I’m just a simple girl with simple, run-of-the-mill self-loathing qualities. Thank God for hipsters making wool tights look cool. Otherwise, I’d never be able to wear skirts. When the weather gets warmer, all these skinny bitches with their perfectly shaped, hipless bodies walk around the city with these super cute outfits…..
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- Written by: Jocelyne Roueiheb