Monologues

SPRING IS HERE

$0.99

FEMALE
COMEDIC
1min
20-30
YEARS OLD

Spring is here and we all know what that means. Flowers are in bloom, love is in the air, and I’m trying to find more creative ways to hide my legs. I’m not hiding them for religious reasons or anything, although I should say that’s my excuse from now on, but I’m just a simple girl with simple, run-of-the-mill self-loathing qualities. Thank God for hipsters making wool tights look cool. Otherwise, I’d never be able to wear skirts. When the weather gets warmer, all these skinny bitches with their perfectly shaped, hipless bodies walk around the city with these super cute outfits…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Jocelyne Roueiheb

Description

Spring is here and we all know what that means. Flowers are in bloom, love is in the air, and I’m trying to find more creative ways to hide my legs. I’m not hiding them for religious reasons or anything, although I should say that’s my excuse from now on, but I’m just a simple girl with simple, run-of-the-mill self-loathing qualities. Thank God for hipsters making wool tights look cool. Otherwise, I’d never be able to wear skirts. When the weather gets warmer, all these skinny bitches with their perfectly shaped, hipless bodies walk around the city with these super cute outfits…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Jocelyne Roueiheb