Monologues

SORRY OFFICER

$0.99

FEMALE
COMEDIC
1.5min
18-27
YEARS OLD

MIRANDA: How shoud I know why he was hiding in the bushes!?! He’s always hiding somewheres. Behind the door. Under my bed. Behind the shower curtain. I do not hang out with him. I do not like his character. I like legit men. Men like you Officer…(Looks at his name on his tag) “Officer Waterson.” (Adjust her hair or breast, to flirt.) You gonna read me my rights or am I going to have to do something illegal? Well, we could go back to my place and I could rip the tag off my mattress. Just rip it! Off! (Laughs) Cause that’s illegal, right? I’m just kidding. I sleep on a futon. (Flirting, pulls out a stick of chewing gum, dropping the wrapper, as she tries to be sexy by slowly putting the gum her mouth.) Mmmmmm. This gum is gooooood. You like the way I chew my gum Officer Water…..

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  • Written by: Bobby Holder

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MIRANDA: How shoud I know why he was hiding in the bushes!?! He’s always hiding somewheres. Behind the door. Under my bed. Behind the shower curtain. I do not hang out with him. I do not like his character. I like legit men. Men like you Officer…(Looks at his name on his tag) “Officer Waterson.” (Adjust her hair or breast, to flirt.) You gonna read me my rights or am I going to have to do something illegal? Well, we could go back to my place and I could rip the tag off my mattress. Just rip it! Off! (Laughs) Cause that’s illegal, right? I’m just kidding. I sleep on a futon. (Flirting, pulls out a stick of chewing gum, dropping the wrapper, as she tries to be sexy by slowly putting the gum her mouth.) Mmmmmm. This gum is gooooood. You like the way I chew my gum Officer Water…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Bobby Holder