MIRANDA: How shoud I know why he was hiding in the bushes!?! He’s always hiding somewheres. Behind the door. Under my bed. Behind the shower curtain. I do not hang out with him. I do not like his character. I like legit men. Men like you Officer…(Looks at his name on his tag) “Officer Waterson.” (Adjust her hair or breast, to flirt.) You gonna read me my rights or am I going to have to do something illegal? Well, we could go back to my place and I could rip the tag off my mattress. Just rip it! Off! (Laughs) Cause that’s illegal, right? I’m just kidding. I sleep on a futon. (Flirting, pulls out a stick of chewing gum, dropping the wrapper, as she tries to be sexy by slowly putting the gum her mouth.) Mmmmmm. This gum is gooooood. You like the way I chew my gum Officer Water…..
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- Written by: Bobby Holder