Ok, I’m not gonna lie. I think I may be drunk. But the thing is, I’m not really sure what that means. You see tonight I got together with the girls at Bunny’s cousins house and they were drinking these drinks out of these teeny tiny little cups and I was just thinking…”How cute” it’s like cups for Mickey mouse!!! I couldn’t resist so I asked Bunny if she could get me one. She kind of looked at me like “ya sure?” and I was like “ya’huh” and then she was all “you know it’s jibbijabboowaheewooooo!!!” So yeah. I think I had like ten of them. And they taste kind of like lightening. Sort of fizzy but electric. I dunnoz what I’m saying right now I feel so happy like that moment when I first heard Bruno Mars. (Starting to weep) But you know, I feel so bad too cause I didn’t bring Bunny’s cousin anything to thank her for having me at her house…..
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- Written by: Amanda B. Goodman