You don’t understand. I loooooove baseball. I know every stat on, like, every player ever! My dad and I’ve been going to watch the Yankees since I can remember. We have our own jerseys and caps and everything. And I take my glove incase I catch a pop fly. I came close once but I wasn’t tall enough and this big guy caught it. We always sit in the nosebleed section. My dad calls it that cuz it’s so high in the stands. We race to see who can climb the stairs the fastest. I always win. It’s way fun up there and when the guy comes around with hotdogs and soda, my dad always buys me some. I don’t think there’s a hotdog around that tastes better. So you see, Miss Williams, there’s no way I can be here for a test tomorrow. It’s the season opener!…
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- Written by: Joyce Storey