RACHEL: Gum girl, gum girl? The bitch called me gum girl! Of course I said, “No” when she ask me to marry her. And besides that, she’s a woman. Eeewwwww! Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean, I’m all for gay marriage. I mean, if two people of the same sex want to get married, then they should. I put the equal signs on my Facebook page. Oh, and my uncle’s neighbor’s best friend is gay, so I don’t have a problem with it. It’s just that I’m straight. I don’t ask a whole lot from a guy, you know. I want him to provide for me, take care of me, make me feel good about me. I want him to be tall and good-looking, have a nice shape and a 7, even a 6 digit income. I’m okay with that…..
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- Written by: Deborah Napier