Monologues

REAL SINGLE MOMS

$0.99

FEMALE
DRAMATIC
2min
25-45
YEARS OLD

Thanks, Molly. Some single moms should’ve kept their knees together, right? Don’t interrupt. I’ve tolerated your unsolicited advice, the staring, eye rolling, and you parenting my kids in front of me. I notice the assumptions that I’m irresponsible, disorganized, and even undesirable. You spew stories about your sister, Meg, whose house is never messy, who’s never late, and who is always put-together like she stepped off a Good Housekeeping-had-a baby-with-Vogue magazine. Meg-the-“single-mom” is engaged to an actual human and she’s skinny. She doesn’t get the slimy diseases her kids bring home from school like I do. She’s so awesome. Thank GAWD you stoop to help me! But Meg’s ex has the kids 3 days a week, Genius! Meg receives $800 a week in support, has a trainer, gets laid until she walks crooked by a man making half a mil a year; she eats out, and gets mani-pedis and massages…..

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  • Written by: Jessie McLaren

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Thanks, Molly. Some single moms should’ve kept their knees together, right? Don’t interrupt. I’ve tolerated your unsolicited advice, the staring, eye rolling, and you parenting my kids in front of me. I notice the assumptions that I’m irresponsible, disorganized, and even undesirable. You spew stories about your sister, Meg, whose house is never messy, who’s never late, and who is always put-together like she stepped off a Good Housekeeping-had-a baby-with-Vogue magazine. Meg-the-“single-mom” is engaged to an actual human and she’s skinny. She doesn’t get the slimy diseases her kids bring home from school like I do. She’s so awesome. Thank GAWD you stoop to help me! But Meg’s ex has the kids 3 days a week, Genius! Meg receives $800 a week in support, has a trainer, gets laid until she walks crooked by a man making half a mil a year; she eats out, and gets mani-pedis and massages…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Jessie McLaren