Thanks, Molly. Some single moms should’ve kept their knees together, right? Don’t interrupt. I’ve tolerated your unsolicited advice, the staring, eye rolling, and you parenting my kids in front of me. I notice the assumptions that I’m irresponsible, disorganized, and even undesirable. You spew stories about your sister, Meg, whose house is never messy, who’s never late, and who is always put-together like she stepped off a Good Housekeeping-had-a baby-with-Vogue magazine. Meg-the-“single-mom” is engaged to an actual human and she’s skinny. She doesn’t get the slimy diseases her kids bring home from school like I do. She’s so awesome. Thank GAWD you stoop to help me! But Meg’s ex has the kids 3 days a week, Genius! Meg receives $800 a week in support, has a trainer, gets laid until she walks crooked by a man making half a mil a year; she eats out, and gets mani-pedis and massages…..
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- Written by: Jessie McLaren