So anyway, he was like, “Come on! Lets go home!” And I was like, “I don’t wanna go home! I’m having a super duper, great and fun time! All my friends are here and it’s a nice day and there’s so many things to do and see and smell!” And he was like, “Fine! 15 more minutes,” and I was like, “YES!! 15 more minutes!! Whoo hoo!!” So anyway, that’s why I’m still here. Hi, I’m Parker (Or Dotty), by the way! I probably should have introduced myself before I told you that whole story, but whatever. Poop happens! Haha. Hey, speaking of poop, I saw you take that huge poop over there. OMG, that was impressive! It was, like, the size of me! Nicely done! You must be so proud! (To another dog) Hey, Hey, Hey…What are you looking at? Don’t be lookin’ at me! This is a private conversation. Yeah, you keep walking! You go play with Mr. Muggles! RRRR..RRRrrr..rrrrr. So anyway, back to poop. Don’t you just love it? OH MY HUMAN, it is my favorite thing in the entire house-verse!…..
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- Written by: Joe Naples