Take a poop bag? Are you for real, Mom? Didn’t he go today already? He shouldn’t have to do everything AGAIN. That’s just gross and I don’t like that part. Can’t he hold on till you take him out? Aw, Mom! Why can’t dogs be toilet trained. I read that you can train cats. You just buy this kit for your toilet with a flag for the flusher and they learn to flush and everything. I’m gonna try it on T-Bone. If I use half my allowance can you pay the rest? Mom! I’m serious! You gotta help me out here! I don’t like getting poop germs all over me! Of course, I don’t touch it. Ew! What do you think I am, new? That’s super gross! But I think the germs come through the bag anyway. This is child abuse! I could get some horrible disease! Ever think of that, huh?…
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- Written by: Joyce Storey