My dog has a penis infection. My mom says I’m not supposed to tell people but he does. She gives him a pill everyday and we have to be careful he doesn’t get dirty there. Just a sec … (calling to mother) “No one, Mom, just the postman.” Sorry, did that offend you? I didn’t mean that you’re no one. Obviously, you’re someone. You deliver the mail, after all. What’s your name? Marvin? Is that like an old-timer name? I don’t know any Marvins. Marvin Gaye? Who’s he, your Dad? No? Your uncle? (Pause while postman answers) … Oh … Why did your parents name you after a musician? I mean, it’s cool and all, but why did they pick a dead one? I mean, I guess that’s cool. I wasn’t named after anyone…
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- Written by: Joyce Storey