Monologues

PEEPING TOM

$0.99

MALE
COMEDIC
1.5min
18-27
YEARS OLD

TOMMY: I can explain why I’m in the bushes. I’m hiding from you. Wait- that didn’t’ come out right, officer. Let me try again. Miranda! Miranda, the girl who screamed “Peeping Tom!” and pointed to me and ran. Yeah, that’s the one. She told me to hide in the bushes. So you see, I can’t be a stalker if the person who accused me of stalking asked me to hide in the bushes. Oh, I can explain that too, you see Mirnada asked me to hide in the bushes because she thought you were coming over to flirt with her. Maybe ask her out. She likes guys in uniform. Well not all guys- once I dressed up like a boyscout and hid under her bed, but it didn’t work…..

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  • Written by: Bobby Holder

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TOMMY: I can explain why I’m in the bushes. I’m hiding from you. Wait- that didn’t’ come out right, officer. Let me try again. Miranda! Miranda, the girl who screamed “Peeping Tom!” and pointed to me and ran. Yeah, that’s the one. She told me to hide in the bushes. So you see, I can’t be a stalker if the person who accused me of stalking asked me to hide in the bushes. Oh, I can explain that too, you see Mirnada asked me to hide in the bushes because she thought you were coming over to flirt with her. Maybe ask her out. She likes guys in uniform. Well not all guys- once I dressed up like a boyscout and hid under her bed, but it didn’t work…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Bobby Holder