Monologues

PATRICIA’S BIRTHDAY GIFT

$0.99

MALE
COMEDIC
2min
6-12
YEARS OLD

Patricia is the one who gave me sixty dollars and I’m keeping all of it. I’m going to invest in Google and make a bazillion dollars so I can save for college. Dad says that’s about what college costs these days so I gotta start saving early cuz by the time I get there it’ll probably be more like a zillion bazillion. I mean, I know my parents will save too and all but they’re pretty old already. Dad is thirty-two and Mom is almost thirty. Let’s face it, time is not on their side. By the time I’m that old I want to be set, ya know? Like set. I want a Lamborghini and a game room and a pool and a tennis court and a bunch more stuff. The most important thing is the game room. It’ll be like a movie theatre where I can play all my video games and have my friends over and kick their butts at Ghost Recon Wildlands…

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  • Written by: Joyce Storey

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Patricia is the one who gave me sixty dollars and I’m keeping all of it. I’m going to invest in Google and make a bazillion dollars so I can save for college. Dad says that’s about what college costs these days so I gotta start saving early cuz by the time I get there it’ll probably be more like a zillion bazillion. I mean, I know my parents will save too and all but they’re pretty old already. Dad is thirty-two and Mom is almost thirty. Let’s face it, time is not on their side. By the time I’m that old I want to be set, ya know? Like set. I want a Lamborghini and a game room and a pool and a tennis court and a bunch more stuff. The most important thing is the game room. It’ll be like a movie theatre where I can play all my video games and have my friends over and kick their butts at Ghost Recon Wildlands…

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Joyce Storey