BETTY: (Looking stage left. Yelling at RICKY.) Ricky, please do not stand on the furniture. It is very expensive, I’m sure. Get your fingers out of your mouth! (To DOCTOR.) My apologies. I just can’t control him. Ricky was such a sensible man…when I married him. It was after the ten years of marriage that he began to act… insane. Yes, I have examples. I have a ton of examples. You think I would come here, and say my husband is crazy without examples…? (To RICKY, holding her hand up, but not looking at him, as mothers often do.) Ricky, please do not eat the goldfish. (To DOCTOR.) He eats odd things. I still can’t find my wedding ring. Where were we? Oh yes, examples. Once, I was about to pull into our driveway when I saw Ricky totally naked sitting on something…..
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- Written by: Bobby Holder