Monologues

NEGOTIATING

$0.99

MALE/
FEMALE
COMEDIC
1.5min
8-12
YEARS OLD

I thought long and hard about what you said and I just don’t think it’s a good idea. I get it. You’re just looking out for me or whatever, but I really put some thought into it so you’re just gonna have to trust me. I feel like if I go to bed now, then I might end up sleeping too much…or like…wake up at some dumb time like [4:30] in the morning and be totally “up and at ‘em” and ready for the day. I’d end up wanting my breakfast at [4:45] in the morning and I want eggs for breakfast. You make such good eggs, Mom. I’ll never be able to match that quality if I try making them myself…..

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  • Written by: Marissa Wolf

Description

I thought long and hard about what you said and I just don’t think it’s a good idea. I get it. You’re just looking out for me or whatever, but I really put some thought into it so you’re just gonna have to trust me. I feel like if I go to bed now, then I might end up sleeping too much…or like…wake up at some dumb time like [4:30] in the morning and be totally “up and at ‘em” and ready for the day. I’d end up wanting my breakfast at [4:45] in the morning and I want eggs for breakfast. You make such good eggs, Mom. I’ll never be able to match that quality if I try making them myself…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Marissa Wolf