WILLIAM: I want my life to be a movie, so I created my own sound track. (Deep voice.)
This is my narrating voice over music, as I run in Central Park. (Running while creating inspirational noise that can be music.) I began my training at age three, running from my mother, when she wanted to wipe my runny nose. It was my dream to be in the New York Marathon someday, but the conflict was I didn’t live in New York, and I wasn’t old enough to drive to the metropolis of my dreams. (Singing inspirational noise again before speaking.) At age sixteen, I discovered my penis and had new dreams, wet dreams.
(Singing inspirational music, and running faster, before speaking.) At age twenty-one, I moved here, to New York City. This is me running in Central Park. Training. (Taking off shirt.) Taking my shirt off. This is my shaved chest…..
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- Written by: Bobby Holder