I want that woman arrested! Listen, sir…Oh, okay, listen, Mr. Rico? I have never in all my life been shot on the job. I’ve dealt with everything: hurricane weather, aggressive canines, hell, even the occasional horny housewife’s attempts at seduction. But I never had to deal with such stupidity. I try so hard to be courteous to you people and this is the thanks I get. What do I mean by “you people”? Well, I… Sir, um, Rico, is it?…..
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- Written by: Alisa Murray