Yesterday Mr. Carlson told me I looked nice when I asked him about why he gave me a B on my paper. He said he liked my necklace and then he took it – like he picked the stone up off my chest and looked at it real close. His face was like inches from my chest! It was kinda hot. I mean, like Mr. Carlson is totally hot! And you know, Ashley and Vanessa are in that class with me and they think he’s hot too and I know they saw him do that as they walked out of the class and were totally jealous! I stuck out my chest too, ‘cause I knew they were watching. So, I guess I was totally flirting with Mr. Carlson! I think he did that because on Tuesday I ran a pen across my collarbone when I answered a question. I could swear he got totally distracted because he asked me to repeat what I said. And on Wednesday I told Melissa, right near his desk so he could hear, “How I can only write good papers after I’ve had an orgasm because that’s when my mind…..
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- Written by: Mara Lee Gilbert