Monologues

MENTALLY DISTURBED

$0.99

MALE/
FEMALE
DRAMATIC
1min
35-70
YEARS OLD

(To total strangers) What a beautiful wife. She’s much better than your ex-wife. Just kidding! You look like a nice couple. See me? I’m sixty-two (insert appropriate age) next week. Sixty-two. Most people don’t make it past fifty. Know why? Sex. I don’t do that stuff. I’m a lesbian. I was in a straight jacket six times. Know what they tell me? I’m mentally disturbed. I take my medicine. I don’t want to end up in no cell. I’m a nut. Anybody violate me, I’m in the psych ward, not the prison….

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Joyce Storey

Description

(To total strangers) What a beautiful wife. She’s much better than your ex-wife. Just kidding! You look like a nice couple. See me? I’m sixty-two (insert appropriate age) next week. Sixty-two. Most people don’t make it past fifty. Know why? Sex. I don’t do that stuff. I’m a lesbian. I was in a straight jacket six times. Know what they tell me? I’m mentally disturbed. I take my medicine. I don’t want to end up in no cell. I’m a nut. Anybody violate me, I’m in the psych ward, not the prison….

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Joyce Storey