Monologues

LIFE IN A COFFIN

$0.99

MALE
COMEDIC

15-19
YEARS OLD

NITZ: Yeah, I can see now. Awful small room to live in. Like bein’ in a coffin. I don’t ever want to be in a coffin. I’ll go nuts in one. How nuts is it that you gotta spend the rest of your life in a coffin after you die? Nobody knows what’s doin’ under the earth. Nobody. Did you know that your thoughts continue after you die? It’s true. I read it in a science journal. You die and your thoughts continue, just like your hair and nails grow, which if you think about it – do your shoes pop off because of your toenails and is the casket long enough? I’m havin’ a lot of thoughts right now and I gotta say what’s on my mind. Okay…okay…so look, when you die you can’t all of a sudden just turn off your mind. And you know how much trouble I have with that so if the thoughts are still alive…..

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  • Written by: Dominique Cieri

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NITZ: Yeah, I can see now. Awful small room to live in. Like bein’ in a coffin. I don’t ever want to be in a coffin. I’ll go nuts in one. How nuts is it that you gotta spend the rest of your life in a coffin after you die? Nobody knows what’s doin’ under the earth. Nobody. Did you know that your thoughts continue after you die? It’s true. I read it in a science journal. You die and your thoughts continue, just like your hair and nails grow, which if you think about it – do your shoes pop off because of your toenails and is the casket long enough? I’m havin’ a lot of thoughts right now and I gotta say what’s on my mind. Okay…okay…so look, when you die you can’t all of a sudden just turn off your mind. And you know how much trouble I have with that so if the thoughts are still alive…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Dominique Cieri