I can’t believe your mom is just like seriously gone all night screwing some dude! That’s (fuckin’) awesome! I thought I’d be like hiding out in someone’s garage for the next…I dunno. I dunno how long I’m gonna be gone. (Shit), Man! I’m about to (fuckin) explode! I’m gonna mail this letter to her tomorrow, and I’m like…Aaah! Ya know? I mean, why can’t she just…like not be like that? Jesus! I gotta read you this thing. I gotta just like get it out there or I’m gonna explode! Ok? Ok. (opens letter). “Dear Mom, Yeah, that’s right, I’m gone, because you have made it perfectly clear that I don’t count as an actual person in your house. So, I found somewhere to be where I can be counted as an actual person. I’m hoping this course of action will make you realize that I do know what I’m talking about and I do know what I’m feeling and, no – I’m not gonna “grow out of it.” I’m gay. Girls make me crazy. Crazy in a good way. Boys make me feel nothing. I refuse to feel nothing to live in your house…..
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- Written by: Mara Lee Gilbert