Terrorist: A person who terrorizes or frightens others. Let me be the first to admit: Children are terrorists. The sky is blue, our bodies need water, and children are masters of terrorism. I understand children are overwhelmingly adorable. They say cute things in cute voices while wearing cute outfits, but looks can be deceiving! Their primary objective is to break you down to the point of slight insanity. First of all, labor in itself is exactly like the battle between Bane and Batman in The Dark Knight: “I wondered what would break first – your mind, or your body…” You know, let’s start with infancy, instead. Fact: It is a torture mechanism to keep someone awake against their will. Babies cry routinely for months on end! You get only a sprinkle of sleep at best between these torture sessions day after day after day for God knows how long…..
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- Written by: Nefertiti Warren