Your honor, I don’t understand why I’m here. I’ve done nothing wrong. I’m talking about the fact that I’m sitting here watching my life slip away in some weird outer body experience. Give me the death penalty instead. I would rather die than sit here next to these defective humans. Kevin spreads grass on his lunch because he believes it’s more organic. Laura has a collection of pixies in a jar that only she can see. Brad is trying to invent a new language and I’m pretty sure Roberto isn’t even supposed to be on this case…
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- Written by: Nefertiti Warren