Monologues

JERRY GARCIA: ICE CREAM INVENTOR

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MALE
COMEDIC
2min
18-35
YEARS OLD

All right, all I have to do is tell Grandma that I’m asking Jody to marry me and I’m home free, right? Awe, fish sticks with soy sauce. WHY IS THIS SO EFFIN’ COMPLICATED?!?! The woman is eighty-seven years old – I mean, yeah, she’s in the hospital but it’s for a yeast infection for Christ sakes!!!!! Is telling her that her grandson is getting married really going to change what’s going on “down there”? I think not. Look, Mom, I know she wants to believe in a world where her legacy will continue long after she’s gone, but I really don’t think that she’s dying tomorrow and even if she were, if I tell her that I’m marrying Jody and then Grandma croaks and sees from heaven…or hell, depending on her political views, (I’m not judgie), that I did not, in fact, marry Jody, she’s going…..

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  • Written by: Amanda B. Goodman

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All right, all I have to do is tell Grandma that I’m asking Jody to marry me and I’m home free, right? Awe, fish sticks with soy sauce. WHY IS THIS SO EFFIN’ COMPLICATED?!?! The woman is eighty-seven years old – I mean, yeah, she’s in the hospital but it’s for a yeast infection for Christ sakes!!!!! Is telling her that her grandson is getting married really going to change what’s going on “down there”? I think not. Look, Mom, I know she wants to believe in a world where her legacy will continue long after she’s gone, but I really don’t think that she’s dying tomorrow and even if she were, if I tell her that I’m marrying Jody and then Grandma croaks and sees from heaven…or hell, depending on her political views, (I’m not judgie), that I did not, in fact, marry Jody, she’s going…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Amanda B. Goodman