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FEMALE
COMEDIC
2min
40-50
YEARS OLD

DARLENE: WOW!! Wait…uh…Don’t you think we are moving a little too fast? I mean, I usually don’t move this fast on a first date, especially with someone I just met online. Listen St..Sttteee..Steven? Steven, you’re like what? Twenty-five? And I’m at least twen…uh…TEN, ten years older then you. It’s not that I’m not attracted to you, of course. I am. look at you. I love the way that shirt brings out the blue in your eyes and the way it fits so nicely around your six pack abs and the way your biceps look like they are going to bust right on out…God, I want to fuck you!!! (Gasp) Oh my God. I said the F word. What’s wrong with me? I just wanted to go out on a date, to hold hands with someone and have a nice dinner and I was…I was lonely…..

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  • Written by: Deborah Napier

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DARLENE: WOW!! Wait…uh…Don’t you think we are moving a little too fast? I mean, I usually don’t move this fast on a first date, especially with someone I just met online. Listen St..Sttteee..Steven? Steven, you’re like what? Twenty-five? And I’m at least twen…uh…TEN, ten years older then you. It’s not that I’m not attracted to you, of course. I am. look at you. I love the way that shirt brings out the blue in your eyes and the way it fits so nicely around your six pack abs and the way your biceps look like they are going to bust right on out…God, I want to fuck you!!! (Gasp) Oh my God. I said the F word. What’s wrong with me? I just wanted to go out on a date, to hold hands with someone and have a nice dinner and I was…I was lonely…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Deborah Napier