CHRIS: Do you see him? The man standing right beside me. The one with the black, curly mustache.You don’t do you? Be honest, you don’t see him, do you? No one sees him but me. I think I might need some professional help. Some kind of medication.
Because, I’m too old for an imaginary friend with a mustache. I wonder what the mustache symbolizes. (Turning to her right, to speak to the IMAGINARY MAN.)
Can you please stop talking to me right now? I’m trying to talk to a real person.
(Turning back to speak to the “REAL PERSON”. Pointing as she speaks.) Unless you are not a real person either. Or maybe you are the imaginary friend and the guy with the mustache is real. Or maybe I’m not real. Maybe I’m your imaginary friend. Or I’m the imaginary friend of the guy with the black, curly mustache. That’s crazy! Somebody has to be real. It has be me, because an imaginary person wouldn’t feel crazy…..
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- Written by: Bobby Holder