Monologues

I’M NOT A PENGUIN!

$0.99

MALE
COMEDIC
1min
5-10
YEARS OLD

I’m not a penguin! You keep telling me to join the pack, Mr. Evans and hug you and the whole class and everyone, cuz that’s how penguins stay warm. And my toes are cold and my fingers are cold and my nose is runny and it’s freezing out here, but I’m not a penguin! I don’t have a white vest or flippers or anything. And I think they’re slimy. Who would want to be that slippery? How can they hug? They probably slide right off of each other into the ocean…

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Joyce Storey

Description

I’m not a penguin! You keep telling me to join the pack, Mr. Evans and hug you and the whole class and everyone, cuz that’s how penguins stay warm. And my toes are cold and my fingers are cold and my nose is runny and it’s freezing out here, but I’m not a penguin! I don’t have a white vest or flippers or anything. And I think they’re slimy. Who would want to be that slippery? How can they hug? They probably slide right off of each other into the ocean…

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Joyce Storey