ROSCO: Would you like some coffee with that chocolate cake, Bertha? I can order you coffee, if you’d like, Bertha. Okay. If you are sure… But, if you change your mind. Just let me know. Um, Bertha… There is something I would like to talk about. I’d like to talk about something you said earlier. No. Not the castrating thing. No. Not the death thing.
Though those were very disturbing things to say to someone after only dating them twelve days… the thing that bothered me was when you said I was your man. You see, Bertha, I’m what you call, or might call… um, a player. Yes, I do like Scrabble, but that’s not exactly what I’m talking about here. You see Bertha I don’t want to date just one…..
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- Written by: Bobby Holder