It’s his hands. There’s just something about his hands that make it difficult to forget about him. I mean they’re not that big, but they’re not like Gary Coleman sized either. I’m crazy. That’s it; I’m just out of my mind. I mean what was I thinking going to see Sean in the first place huh? I mean I’m engaged to Carl! And I love Carl and his normal, un-extraordinarily sized hands. It’s just Sean and I have such a sordid history. You don’t have such a whirl-wind relationship with someone for six years and suddenly forget about them just because they decided to move across the world for two years. Leaving you with nothing but a can of Healthy Request tomato soup and a Learn Dirty French vocabulary book! All his letters bragged about how much Europe has changed the man within. Dammit, you know I’ve changed too! Yeah, I speak three languages now. Ok, I speak one and half languages…..
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- Written by: Amanda B. Goodman