COUNTER GIRL: Now you’ve got her crying. I hope you are very happy you inconsiderate bully-boy-man. Thinking you can force her to eat all that food. You’re just like my husband. Pig-nosed, beetle-headed, hammer-handed bulldozer. I ought to charge you double for everything you just ordered Mr. fat dog wagging-your-tail in a china shop. I’ll give you some bananas Mr. Neanderthal, Mr. Apeman with a cudgel, force-feeding this woman. Here’s a whole bunch of bananas. Here, take this one and this one and this one. A dime a banana, that’ll be a big dollar spent after ruining the best part of my afternoon quiet time. This was supposed to be my break, but oh no, you two come in. I’ve been thinking about this time of day since 6:00 am and…..
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- Written by: Dominique Cieri