Did you know that in Alamosa, CO it is illegal to throw grenades at passing cars? Yup, it’s an actual law. I’m not sure if the same holds true for throwing them at people, but where cars are concerned, the fine lawmakers of Alamosa have spoken. I think I may pack up my family and move there! I’d feel better knowing my Ford Escalade is in safe hands. Or do you think an Escalade rates as a truck and is therefore exempt from the law? Maybe I should trade it in for a Honda Accord. At any rate, there’ll be no grenade throwin’ in Alamosa any time soon! No sir. Not even on special occasions like 4th of July, though it would make a heck of firecracker…..
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- Written by: Joyce Storey