Did you know that Friendly’s offers “Delicious Beginnings and Happy Endings”? Their unfortunate slogan is written right on the back of their menu by the desserts. By the time I got to “warm gooey super melts” I had to stop reading because I was blushing so much. Hasn’t their marketing department ever heard of a Chinese message parlor? Apparently they’re a family restaurant with a very adult menu. Dare I ask what you can order on the side?! Yikes! Obviously they’re more friendly at Friendly’s than I thought! They have lots of fun things on their menu: Rocky is Tasty, Forbidden Fudge Brownie – let’s not even go there – Double Thick Milkshakes, Hunka Chunka PB Fudge, my favorite: Giant Crowd Pleaser, or the good ole fashioned Royal Banana Split…..
This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.
- Written by: Joyce Storey