Monologues

FRESHMAN YEAR NIGHTMARE

$0.99

FEMALE
COMEDIC

17-19
YEARS OLD

Explaining her traumatic freshman year to an incoming freshmen
Well, I’ve only been through freshman year so far and it is not all it is cracked up to be. Take this as a warning. I spent most of my first year being completely miserable. I even thought about transferring to a different school; it was that bad. Many a night I stayed up late doing research about different schools on my laptop, while my second roommate of the year, that’s right, second roommate, was sleeping. I’ll get to the roommate thing in a minute.
First of all, the food is lousy. I’d call my parents and I could hear the whole family over in the background gathered together for the weekly Sunday night pizza. My mouth would water. Dining hall food looks like it has been sitting around for days. And don’t be fooled thinking that salads are the way to go. I heard a rumor they spray laxatives on the lettuce, so no one gets irregular, if you know what I mean. Make sure you have plenty of Ramen noodles and microwave mac and cheese. They are about the only good food you can get while in college…..

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  • Written by: Ashley Foley

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Explaining her traumatic freshman year to an incoming freshmen
Well, I’ve only been through freshman year so far and it is not all it is cracked up to be. Take this as a warning. I spent most of my first year being completely miserable. I even thought about transferring to a different school; it was that bad. Many a night I stayed up late doing research about different schools on my laptop, while my second roommate of the year, that’s right, second roommate, was sleeping. I’ll get to the roommate thing in a minute.
First of all, the food is lousy. I’d call my parents and I could hear the whole family over in the background gathered together for the weekly Sunday night pizza. My mouth would water. Dining hall food looks like it has been sitting around for days. And don’t be fooled thinking that salads are the way to go. I heard a rumor they spray laxatives on the lettuce, so no one gets irregular, if you know what I mean. Make sure you have plenty of Ramen noodles and microwave mac and cheese. They are about the only good food you can get while in college…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Ashley Foley