Monologues

FIRE ME LIKE A BADASS

$0.99

MALE/
FEMALE
COMEDIC
2min
18-65
YEARS OLD

So, when I got fired 3 weeks, 2 days, 8 hours and 47 seconds ago, I was pretty messed up. Below rock bottom. And as I was replaying my termination over in my head, I thought, “This story sucks. It’s so pathetic. It has no vroom.” I mean, fire me like a badass because if you’re not going to do it with some damn compassion, then Jason Bourne the shit out of me instead! Don’t try to actually kill me, of course, but how much better would it be if my “I Got Fired” story went like this: It
was Tuesday…

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Nefertiti Warren

Description

So, when I got fired 3 weeks, 2 days, 8 hours and 47 seconds ago, I was pretty messed up. Below rock bottom. And as I was replaying my termination over in my head, I thought, “This story sucks. It’s so pathetic. It has no vroom.” I mean, fire me like a badass because if you’re not going to do it with some damn compassion, then Jason Bourne the shit out of me instead! Don’t try to actually kill me, of course, but how much better would it be if my “I Got Fired” story went like this: It
was Tuesday…

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Nefertiti Warren