Well, obviously, you’re not getting it cuz you’re laughing like it’s a big joke or something. This is no joke. If I fail this test, I fail math-and if I fail math, I fail the year and if I fail the year I’m grounded for life! I hate math. I just don’t get it, you know? My brain gets all mixed up and all the numbers look the same. The teacher might as well speak some other language. Or maybe she already does and I didn’t notice cuz I’m so confused. My mom is going to be so mad at me. And Dad? Forget it. I won’t be going to another game with him for like a hundred years after this. And wouldn’t you know, it’s the Final Four this weekend. Final Four. You know, basketball. March Madness? College playoffs? Don’t you know anything? It’s like the most important weekend in college basketball. You start with all the teams and the losers get eliminated each game…
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- Written by: Joyce Storey