Hey Rob, how’s it goin’, buddy? Listen, sorry to drop by this late and all. I just have something I need to say. I have really been enjoying our time together lately. I mean, for years now I’ve been going at this whole “crime fighting” thing by myself and it’s just been so taxing and lonely. Up until now it’s just been me and Alfred. But now there’s you! And you’re young and fun and colorful. I mean, look at you. With your green speedo, red tights and yellow cape. It’s awesome! Me, I’m always so dark all the time, ya know? Batman, what color do you want your costume to be? BLACK! How about your car? BLACK! How do you like your women? (Gestures as if he’s said BLACK!) Halle Berry as Catwoman…”Here kitty kitty!” Anyway, you are just so refreshing. And talented! My God, you can, like, hack into things! I mean, yeah, okay, I have tons of cool gadgets and I’m a Ninja!…..
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- Written by: Joe Naples