Monologues

DYNAMIC DUO

$0.99

MALE
COMEDIC
2min
25-45
YEARS OLD

Hey Rob, how’s it goin’, buddy? Listen, sorry to drop by this late and all. I just have something I need to say. I have really been enjoying our time together lately. I mean, for years now I’ve been going at this whole “crime fighting” thing by myself and it’s just been so taxing and lonely. Up until now it’s just been me and Alfred. But now there’s you! And you’re young and fun and colorful. I mean, look at you. With your green speedo, red tights and yellow cape. It’s awesome! Me, I’m always so dark all the time, ya know? Batman, what color do you want your costume to be? BLACK! How about your car? BLACK! How do you like your women? (Gestures as if he’s said BLACK!) Halle Berry as Catwoman…”Here kitty kitty!”…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Joe Naples

Description

Hey Rob, how’s it goin’, buddy? Listen, sorry to drop by this late and all. I just have something I need to say. I have really been enjoying our time together lately. I mean, for years now I’ve been going at this whole “crime fighting” thing by myself and it’s just been so taxing and lonely. Up until now it’s just been me and Alfred. But now there’s you! And you’re young and fun and colorful. I mean, look at you. With your green speedo, red tights and yellow cape. It’s awesome! Me, I’m always so dark all the time, ya know? Batman, what color do you want your costume to be? BLACK! How about your car? BLACK! How do you like your women? (Gestures as if he’s said BLACK!) Halle Berry as Catwoman…”Here kitty kitty!”…..

This is an excerpt/preview. You will be able to download the entire monologue once purchased.

  • Written by: Joe Naples